The excellent start to my excellent morning. (FILLED with sarcasm)
Thanks for the reminder that I am forever alone.
It REALLY made my morning THAT much better.
Word of advice: don’t ask people whether or not they’ve had boyfriends before.
- Even if they have, it’s none of you business
- If you have to ask, you’re probably get a negative answer.
You like to talk about your relationships publicly.
I like to keep mine private.
